This morning I received some terrible news! It’s devastating. I know a lot of women would be devastated too with receiving this news. It’s the type of news that has me sad enough to drink an entire bottle of wine by myself tonight.
If we are to believe the reports and articles it appears that the man I would cheat on my husband with (if I were married) is going to be a dad! Yes ladies, you may need to a take a seat for this, but it seems that Ryan Gosling got girlfriend Eva Mendes pregnant!!! (OH THE HUMANITY!!)
This is just terrible! We were meant to be together! The only thing is that we’ve never met and he has no idea who I am, but seriously, we are soul mates! ;)
I’ve even dated some Ryan Gosling look-a-likes. I probably only dated them because they did look like my future ex-husband. That being said, I’m not sure what to do with myself now that it appears he’s going to be a dad and all.
This news has simply rocked me to my core. Alright, maybe I’m slightly exaggerating. However, I’m crossing my fingers that the reports are false and that any picture of Eva with a baby bump is nothing more than a “food baby” bump!
